Under The Hood

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Congrats, you’ve come to the legal/background stuff for the website. You must be super bored. If you’re looking for something to do, go check out this thing called Life. It’s a delicious cereal and it comes in cinnamon.

LEGAL: TimeSpentWasted claims no credit or ownership for any images posted on this site unless otherwise noted. Images on this blog are copyright of the respective owner, who actually has the talent to create content pleasing to the eye. If you are the copyright owner of any image appearing on this blog, please contact me immediately and the image will be removed (also, nice sleuthing, copyright-owning guy!). Trust me, it’ll be much easier to email me to remove the image, because suing me is useless since my net worth is a box of graham crackers and a beer coozie that says “Nice To Meat You.” Additionally, unless clearly stated otherwise, no images appearing on this site are endorsed by their respective copyright owner. The use of any image, brand name, quote, or other similarly copyrighted content on this blog does not indicate an endorsement by either party. In fact, based on my experience, the owners of these images do not endorse nor support this blog. For example, on my last blog, Axe sponsored a post but then pulled their endorsement after a post included a photo of Osama Bin Laden and implied that he used Axe. Let me clearly state, that I have no proof that Osama Bin Laden used Axe, but equally no proof that he didn’t use Axe. Additionally, all written content on this site is the property of Time Spent Wasted and its brilliant writer. Etc, etc, law stuff.

COMMENTS POLICIES: Comments are allowed on all posts, but keep in mind that Time Spent Wasted is not an ethical site and will not hesitate to edit your comments if they are offensive. For example, if you decide that a post on this site discussing breakfast is a great place to express your feelings on President Obama’s birth certificate and race, it will be edited to a comment about kittens. If you want to get in fights in the comments section, comments will either be deleted or converted into an argument about kittens. Basically, expect any comment you make to turn into a kitten.

ENDORSEMENT POLICIES: TimeSpentWasted is happy to provide endorsements, reviews, and advertising to companies who want to reach our seven readers. It would be better advertising to simply shout your company name out your window, but if you want to advertise on the site, contact spentwasted@gmail.com.  All endorsements and reviews will be identified as such. Any specific requests must be relayed ahead of time via email or no promises can be made. Some examples of specific requests are: no cursing, no Nicolas Cage references, etc.

REVIEW POLICIES: Since this website has no driving force or purpose, we are happy to review your product if only to give us something to write about. We are happy to review movies/books/tv/paintings/tasteful nudes/tasteless nudes/music/etc. Be aware that all reviews are reviews, and as such will not necessarily be positive. That being said, if you want to send us cool stuff (how can I review your PS4 game if I only have a measly little PS3? *sad violin music*) we’re not about to suddenly be ethical.  We’ll always attempt to get your review done in a specific time frame if requested.

PROFANITY WARNING: This website contains material which some may consider offensive. There isn’t any porn or anything like that (sorry, 95% of internet users) but it does contain foul language, otherwise  known as cursing, or “cussing” if you’re from the South, Midwest, or the year 1895, and possibly at times may contain photographs of Anne Hathaway. If any of these things offend you, please go find a more sheltered part of the internet such as www.funnycatpix.com. Actually, you should go to that website regardless of whether you’re offended or not, it has 100% more cat pictures than this site.

ERRORS/CORRECTIONS: This website will probably contain errors since posts are written hastily and posted without much knowledge of how to run a website. If you notice a spelling or grammatical error, please feel free to let us know in the comments along with a photograph of you holding your Pulitzer, Mr. Updike. If you notice a factual error or outright lie, feel free to comment and it will be changed. It’s not like this is an investigative reporting blog – most posts will be ramblings about Bruce Willis movies – but if for whatever reason a bold statement of fact is made, it’s probably wrong.

BEHIND THE SCENES: For those wondering, the blog’s name comes from some guy drunkenly misquoting an already nonsensical anecdote to me. I believe he meant to say “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time” but instead he told me “Time spent wasted is not wasted time.” Whereas the latter sounds like a solid rationalization to show up drunk to your child’s piano recital, the former is one of those annoying quotes that don’t actually make sense and yet get Instragrammed with photos of legs at the beach. The quote should say, “Time you enjoy wasting is enjoyable, but, by definition, is wasted time.” Also, most people attribute the quote to John Lennon because Tumblr and the rest of the Internet seem to think that every wise-sounding phrase was first said by a dude on acid who tied for second-best Beatle. It wasn’t. Since that quote provoked an unnecessarily strong reaction from me, and the point of this blog is to waste your time while I go on rants about nothing, I figured it was a good name.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" - John Lennon
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” – John Lennon
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