Books

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Since this is partially a writer’s blog, and since I like money, here’s some links to buy my book, Bang Bang. It’s about two funeral home directors in the near future who have to drum up some business by killing people. It’s a dark comedy with guidos and murder and Beatles songs and hammers and drinking and everything else you could want in a comedy. It’s the same dick jokes and poor grammar you can find on this site, but with a plot! Check it out if you’re so inclined, and let me know what you think. Or don’t even read it, I don’t care, just buy it.

"I don't know what to do with my hands."
“I don’t know what to do with my hands.”

Buy it directly from my sexy sexy publisher, Necro Publications, and support small press by clicking here.

Buy it for your Kindle here.

Buy it for your Nook here. (Don’t feel weird, I read on a Nook too, buddy. You aren’t alone.)

Add it to your Goodreads shelf here, and feel free to follow my handsome face on Goodreads here.

More novels are on the way, so prepare your bookshelves for the impending mediocrity.

Book #2 is due out in the spring quarter of 2017 from my fine publisher, Bedlam Press. Keep checking the site for unhelpful, infrequent details, or just check out this preview right here. It has spooky ghosts!

I’m a literary genius

And of course, support small press! It’s the punk rock of book publishing, and a great place to find fiction actually written for adults. So below are a few of my favorite small press recommendations, keeping in mind that my last novel was sold mostly in Pittsburgh so I’m not sure of the local Philly book scene yet. Not playing favorites, Philly, I swear! Also some review sites that have been cool enough to pick up my book, and other bookish stuff. FOR NERDS. If you want to be listed, just let me know.

"Look at the size of this silly cat's hat, Laura! Reading is fun!"
“This silly cat is wearing a hat! Reading is fun!”

 

 

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